EXCLUSIVE: Neil Patel Needs To Show His Homely Face In Court

School yard bully in for rude surprise
He can't hide behind his lawyer
Personal appearance surely required


-----Original Message-----
From: Evan Gahr <washingtongadfly@gmail.com>
To: Neil Patel <neil@dailycaller.com>
Cc: Wemple, Erik <erik.wemple@washpost.com>; wesley.lowery <wesley.lowery@washpost.com>;  >; abrooks <abrooks@aei.org>; evangahr@aol.com <EvanGahr@aol.com>
Sent: Sat, Jan 28, 2017 9:21 pm
Subject: Never fear a bully, even if he worked for Dick Cheney--Chapter TK
They crumble in public.  And they are very SCARED of you, if you get them in front of objective third parties.

Patel, how did you ever get hired by Cheney.

Were you part of his little known diversity program for "persons of color?" You're the real affirmative action hire, not WL.  If you had not lucked out and ended up as Tucker Carlson's roommate you probably would have just ended up like most school yard bullies when they get out of high school--pumping gasoline somewhere.

Anyway, my friend, I am guessing by your refusal to contact Norman Siegel that you think you think you don't need to personally show up for the hearing and talk directly to me, let alone deal with me having somebody outside the Court with a video camera. And you can just send your lawyer.

Wrong. Herb London tried that when I sued him for breach of contract in small claims court. And the mediator immediately said to his lawyer, why isn't your client here? Make sure he is here at the next court date. He even made his lawyer try to get London on his mobile phone that very moment.

So you and your homely face and slight build and rapidly receding hairline need to be there!  (Try Propecia for the hair loss, my friend.  The problem is it causes ED. And you go around with the faux machoism of a guy who has that and none of the FDA approved medicine works. So he is so desperate he tries the stuff Herman Cain is hawking.

And, best of all, I am going to wear a chimp mask to the hearing. Then, if they make me take it off,  I can file a really cool First Amendment lawsuit. Is the ban on masks legal because it is content neutral?  Or since wearing the chimp mask is like expressing my religious identity--since the chimp took the fall for Karl Rove--is not letting me wear it a violation of my First Amendment rights?  And anti-Jewish. Muslims can wear those Hijab things or whatever they are called. So why can't I wear a chimp mask?

Or maybe I could bring an actual rent a chimp? He could be my service animal. To help me with unipolar major depression. The way people with such chemical imbalances are allowed to have dogs in buildings where they are not allowed?

Let me say this again. No settlements. No negotiations. I am entitled to a trial with a judge and jury. That is what is going to happen.