TuckerCarlsonJobApplication

Evan Gahr

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Tucker Carlson Job Applicaton #4 1 message

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Evan Gahr	Wed, Feb 22, 2017 at 10:22 PM
To: Tucker Carlson Cc: hrubenstein@rubenstein.com, "Wemple, Erik" , "evangahr@aol.com" , bertramwdc@aol.com
February 22, 2017 Hi, Tucker. I assume you didn’t get my Application # 3 that I sent via regular mail or you would have replied. Since you are not a Stalinist and wouldn’t want to try to make me a non-person or anything just because I offended the neo-con regime. You would never do any such thing. You are a serious right-leaning libertarian. Not a poseur.  But here is another cool story. Hey, want to take me out to dinner on my birthday sometime?  just like Betsy's former boss did.  But no playing tongue hockey with my ear lobe is required. In fact, keep a safe distance. Mona is already worried per Karl Zinsmeister verbatim quote that I am "a fag."  Wouldn't want her to worry about you also, right? This is what I can do as the Jesse Waters of your show. Washington Gadfly blogger and investigative reporter--like Steve Bennen blogs for Rachel.  Then send me out with a camera crew to ambush all the little bitches, left and right, I expose. Imagine the prospects at NYU library. Exclusive: NYU President Bans Conservative Journo and Blocks His Number System Wide   Last week, one of more little bitches in his office shrewdly concluded that the best way to stop Evan Gahr from further embarrassing them with basically unorthodox investigative reporting techniques that melded the classic provocateur tactics of the late great Rabbi Meir Kahane, founder of the Jewish Defense League and first victim of the Islamic terrorism conspiracy on American soil, was to block his iPhone number from the entire NYU system. They acted after discovering that Gahr had hoodwinked them into believing that “Jane Cooke from the Washington Post” was looking into his illegal ban on using the Bobst Library. It is a place of public accommodations, just like a movie theater. Anybody, including non-alums, can pay for access. Where did they get the idea of the system-wide block? Who else has been blocked system-wide? Probably registered sex offenders and Columbian drug kingpins? This was the most deft tactical move since Ed Schultz’s lawyers John Hayes and Jeffrey Landa, from the powerhouse DC firm of Dumb, Dumber and Thicke, told Ed Schultz to take Michael Queen’s breach of partnership lawsuit to tria